THE PIANO
The number on the mailbox read 4440 and Tulip Lane appeared
under it. Rip turned into the driveway and got out of the car. As he
did, a voice called from behind the house, "I'm out back here in the
yard!" Rip walked around the side of the house and paused briefly
at the sight in front of him. A blonde wearing a black bikini was in
the process of bathing a huge dog. The girl was about 5-6 or 5-7,
and the dog was that tall sitting up. The girl had soap suds splashed
on her, and as she rinsed them off the dog, he shook his body and
gave her a shower of suds and water. Rip was mesmerized by the
sight, and his surprise continued as the girl said, "Hi, Rip!"
He had never met the girl and didn't recognize her. It would have
been impossible for a man to not remember meeting somebody who
looked like this. "How do you know my name? Rip asked, "I've never
met you." The girl laughed, and replied, "I've been seeing you for the
past couple of months!" Now Rip began to question his sanity, as this
seemed impossible. "I don't remember seeing you at all before, and
certainly not over the past two months. Whatever are you talking
about?" The girl laughed and her eyes sparkled. "I've seen you every
Sunday," she teased. "How could that be?" he asked, perplexed.
"I couldn't possibly ignore someone who looked like you!" She
laughed again at his confusion, and replied, "Because you never saw
me without by choir robe on. And, all the girls at church know your car.
You're the only guy around with a new red convertible who's single
and available!"
Now, Rip was beginning to recover. This girl was witty and had led
him on a merry chase. She was also pretty, and her address number,
44-40, probably matched her physical measurements. She continued
to smile as she said, "I'm disappointed you appear to be here on
business instead of pleasure. Are you working on a fund drive for
the church?" Rip said, "I'm working on an investigation to try and
recover stolen property." It was the girl's turn to be surprised. "You
mean you're a cop, too?" she asked unbelievably. "No, no, he
responded quickly. The man who sold the church the organ was robbed
recently. The sheriff is my uncle, and he knows I took some criminal
justice courses, so he put me on the case part time just for expenses.
I still have my ministry duties."
"Well, now!" she exclaimed. "I suppose you're going to find the sinner,
convict him, then have him repent, and get saved," she surmised in
mock seriousness. Rip thought, she's darn good. The more I say, the
more she's able to carry the conversation. This is really interesting.
My investigation has already uncovered a gem. "Your surmise does
sound ideal," Rip admitted. "The research I do for my teaching ties in
with investigative research. It's sort of the 'why' and the 'why not'.
Why commit a sin and break the law, or why not get saved and learn
the virtues of grace under Christianity?" Now it was her turn to
evaluate Rip. Nice recovery, she thought. I had him dead to rights, and
he's recovering well. I like intelligence.
"If I can help, I'll sure do what I can," she promised, turning serious
for a change. "What was stolen that you're looking for?" He kept a
straight face as he said matter-of-factly, "A baby grand piano."For a
couple of seconds, she was stunned. When she collected her
thoughts, she doubted him, suspecting he was giving her a hard time
for the teasing she gave him. "You mean to tell me somebody stole a
baby grand piano and nobody has found it or caught the thief?" she
asked exasperated. Now Rip knew he had reversed her advantage, and
it would be fun to pursue the advantage. "Sure," Rip responded. "It
happens all the time. You don't hear about it because it's so
embarrassing to the cops."
"So, do you go around asking people if they've seen a missing baby
grand piano?" she asked, laughing again so hard her blonde hair shook
from side to side. Rip had to laugh, too. "No, I try to be diplomatic by
telling them we had a major robbery and a valuable musical instrument
is missing. The size and quality of the instrument require special care
in its recovery. A violin or guitar is easier to find than this item because
its size precludes anyone stealing it, and it is a pricey theft. When I tell
them it is a baby grand piano, their jaw drops. They go into shock, either
in disbelief or humor. When I tell them I'm a Christian minister working
on the case, it gets worse. You have no idea. When they ask what church
I belong to, it gets very unfriendly at times."
"You mean they're strict denominationals?" she asked. "No, it's the
name of the church," he explained. "What's the matter with that?" she
continued. "It's named for outstanding biblical characters. How can
that be so terrible?" "It has more to do with generations and the degree
of conservatism," Rip explained. "Some people equate the names in
the title with a musical group of some years back. When you say St.
Peter, Paul and Mary, they get angry." "That was quite a long time ago,"
she agreed. "They were a fine group, and I don't see anything wrong
with the name." Rip added, "I don't even mention my religious connections
unless the subject comes up. As the saying goes,'never discuss religion
or politics.' Christianity is my mission, so I can't shirk my duty."
"Is this missing piano much like the one we have in the church?" she
asked. "Yes, it is," Rip answered, "And it has been on order for another
church for some time. There aren't that many baby grands around, and
we don't have a motive. What would you do with a baby grand?" "I see
your point," she said. "All I can do is wish you luck." "I thank you very
much for your time," Rip thanked her. "But my investigation is not
finished here." "What do you mean," she asked with surprise. "I don't
even know your name," Rip said. "My list just has the address and initial
H. Bunnythorpe. Is your last name connected to the town in New Zealand
of that name?" She was very surprised and asked, "I'm amazed you would
know that, and yes, it is connected." "And, your first name is...?" Rip posed the question. "Honey," she responded. It was Rip's turn to laugh as he said, "A real Honey Bunny!" "All right. I had it coming," she laughed.
`"I have another question for you, she said. "How on earth did my name
get on your check list?" He paused a bit before answering. "Well, there
was this performance involving a baby grand recently." She said, with
some surprise, "Performance?" Again he was a bit hesitant as he slowly
responded. "It seems there was this party at the club and you performed
a rousing song using the baby grand as a prop." She had a look of disbelief
and paused just a split second before explosively responding with a loud
"I can't believe it! I sing a song and become a suspect in the robbery of
a baby grand!"
"We have to check any and all leads," he said apologetically. "Their
description of your performance was quite 'stirring'," he added. "In fact,
I don't believe he did it justice now that I've seen you." "I'll take that as
a compliment," she laughed. "I love to sing, and I'm an extrovert, as you
probably can see." Rip laughed, too, as he agreed, "I don't believe anyone
would question that." Now, Rip was virtually 'hooked' by the young lady,
who combined looks with intelligence. She obviously had a keen sense
of humor. Why hadn't he noticed her before? This couldn't end here on
an 'off key'.
"Honey, I'm going out to the warehouse where the baby grand was
stored this afternoon to look around the area and talk to an employee
or two and anyone else in the area. Would you consider an investigative
field trip with me?" he said very hopefully, able to stifle his eagerness
only partially.
(to be continued)
Rev. Walbear